1 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:08,877 Welcome back, Your Grace. 2 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:10,645 I take it you had a good flight? 3 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:13,347 -I'm knackered. -Mm. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,518 -Has she started? -Uh, she has. 5 00:00:16,618 --> 00:00:19,052 My new associate Deandra will have your bags 6 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,955 brought to your suite while you're in the café. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,726 Ah. Of course. We'll take care of it. 8 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:41,676 Yes, taking a chance on love, which is what you did 9 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:44,478 when you made your reservation six months ago. 10 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:46,446 But it already seems worth it, doesn't it? 11 00:00:46,548 --> 00:00:49,182 Seeing me up close, in the flesh, 12 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,553 an award-winning cabaret artiste. 13 00:00:51,653 --> 00:00:53,922 -One award. -Excuse me, Jolly? 14 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,255 You've won one award. 15 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,591 Most people hear "award-winning," 16 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,926 they think "several." 17 00:00:58,026 --> 00:01:00,895 Thanks for the clarification. Bitch. 18 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,531 It's true. 19 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,299 I've won only one statue, 20 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,835 and I happen to have it with me. Do you want to see it? 21 00:01:07,936 --> 00:01:09,938 Yes. 22 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,740 No, it's not the Emmy 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,776 for my guest spot on Father Crime, 24 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:15,910 which airs tonight. 25 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,345 This is my 1987 26 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:21,448 Mabel Short Cabaret Performer of the Year Award. 27 00:01:22,617 --> 00:01:24,251 Thank you. Thank you. 28 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:27,254 So, you are seeing a legitimate 29 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,089 cabaret performer, maybe 30 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,825 the last one in existence. 31 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:33,360 You know, the minute they drag me out of here, 32 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,631 some reality star will start squawking Sondheim. 33 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:40,068 So, let's make the most of this night, shall we? 34 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,771 Isn't she fantastic? 35 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,106 Damn it! 36 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,442 What is it? What is it? 37 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:49,711 No! 38 00:01:49,811 --> 00:01:51,378 Don't tell me. 39 00:01:52,714 --> 00:01:54,849 I love it when she gets like this. 40 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,852 Oh. And the tempo on "Sunny Side of the Street" 41 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,319 was too bright. 42 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,121 What part of "sunny side" don't you understand? 43 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,456 Don't get fresh. 44 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,092 And don't correct me in the middle of a show. 45 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,326 You asked. 46 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,329 Especially when I ask. 47 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,131 It's no wonder I went up with all the latecomers 48 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,101 and schmoozers in here. 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,168 Nobody knows the pressure I'm under. 50 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,771 And I'm on the tube tonight. 51 00:02:16,838 --> 00:02:19,306 We heard. You told everybody. 52 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:20,642 I'm gonna watch upstairs. 53 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:22,242 I'll be back down for the second show. 54 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,512 Have them send my dinner up through room service. 55 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,648 They charge for that, you know. 56 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:28,382 What are you implying? 57 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,023 Oh, right there's fine. 58 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,993 I'm on Father Crime tonight. Do you watch that show? 59 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:41,829 -Not since they killed off Felicity. -Oh. 60 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,498 Wow. 61 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,534 You guys have raised prices again. 62 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,503 Put it on my tab. 63 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,237 Oh, wait. Here. 64 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,273 Oh. I don't have any cash. 65 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,742 I'll get you next time. 66 00:03:04,819 --> 00:03:07,220 Want some company, guv'nor? 67 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:13,761 I know why you're here, and it's not going to work. 68 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,497 I can be very persuasive, you know. 69 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:21,135 I have to protect my Manhattan investments. 70 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,402 The royal family 71 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,006 is under tremendous scrutiny. 72 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:27,041 We can't get away with anything. 73 00:03:27,175 --> 00:03:28,176 Exactly. 74 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,677 The deal smells, 75 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:31,179 and if you agree to it, 76 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,181 you'll be in big trouble when everything goes south. 77 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,650 I've made up my mind. 78 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,218 This place is due for a change. 79 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,687 Why does anything have to change? 80 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,055 Just give it a little more time. 81 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,389 -I'll see you out. -No, no, 82 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,257 -no, no, no, no, no, no. -Come on. 83 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:45,727 Stop, now. Stop! 84 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:48,763 Good God, woman. 85 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,798 Are you mad? 86 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,101 Something like that. 87 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:27,935 Yes, 88 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,637 it's true. I've won only one statue, 89 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,404 and I happen to have it with me. 90 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,708 - Do you want to see it? - Yes! 91 00:04:33,808 --> 00:04:35,543 Let's see it! 92 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,310 Whip it out! 93 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,447 You know what? I don't do this for the awards. 94 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,183 I do it for the money. 95 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,885 So I'll just keep singing. 96 00:04:59,901 --> 00:05:01,903 Oh. 97 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,006 Hello. I'm looking for the, um... Oh. 98 00:05:05,106 --> 00:05:07,474 Wow, this place is so elegant. 99 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:10,645 Uh, sorry, I'm here for the, um... 100 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,814 -Possible crime scene? -Oh. Yes. 101 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:15,382 - That's all right. I got this. - Captain Wagner. 102 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,084 I was expecting to see a detective. 103 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,154 Uh, since I got passed over for commissioner, 104 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:21,923 I figured I'd get out of the office a bit. 105 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:24,457 Oh, it's a beautiful place for an investigation. 106 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,394 -Thanks. -The Reilly is a New York institution. 107 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,530 This place still looks the same as the night 108 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,499 I proposed to Claudia, right there in the café. 109 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,302 No wonder you're in such a good mood. 110 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,103 Hey, you should be, too, given the news. 111 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,538 What news? 112 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,007 "Mayor Bloom, seen last night 113 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,475 having dinner with a mysterious brunette." 114 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:45,880 That's not a phony story planted by Nadine. 115 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:50,751 The "mysterious redhead" is officially yesterday's news. 116 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:53,588 You must be relieved. 117 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:56,991 Yeah. Absolutely. 118 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,259 Yay. 119 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,729 Housekeeping found him this morning. 120 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:04,699 It looks like he slipped getting out of the shower. 121 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,135 Apparently, he grabbed the towel bar, but it came off the wall, 122 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,905 leaving him to smash his head on the tile. 123 00:06:11,005 --> 00:06:13,274 Oh, please, sir, don't touch anything. 124 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,744 Oh, right. Sorry. Force of habit. 125 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,312 Uh, what were you about to do? 126 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,215 Oh, we like the seams on our lampshades to face the wall. 127 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:23,383 Excuse me, sir. 128 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,852 Uh, e-excuse me. 129 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:26,120 Oh. 130 00:06:28,022 --> 00:06:29,757 Whoa. 131 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:32,526 Everything is just so, 132 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,495 with the hotel monogram on everything. 133 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,165 Such a lovely old-world touch. 134 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:40,067 It's like stepping back in time. 135 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,503 Yeah, wow. It's like he lived here. 136 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,071 Oh, he did. 137 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:46,674 Part of the time he kept this place as a pied-à-terre. 138 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,743 Oh, that's right. I forget that some people 139 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,045 -actually live in hotels. -Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:54,749 Huh. These pajamas are folded, 141 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,751 and these are on a hanger. 142 00:06:56,884 --> 00:07:00,087 -Well, maybe he was planning on wearing those. -Ooh. 143 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,555 Is that blood? 144 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:06,127 Maybe from a scuffle that knocked over the lamp? 145 00:07:06,227 --> 00:07:08,095 Or it could be from shaving. 146 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:13,501 Oh. This shoehorn is kind of bent out of shape. 147 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,170 Nobody has that much trouble putting on their loafers. 148 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,941 -Yeah, not usually. -Hmm. 149 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:22,376 It's just in here. 150 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,644 What was that about? 151 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,446 Oh, Roger came to draw the Duke's bath. 152 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:31,152 They had an arrangement for him to do so whenever he was here. 153 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,087 He took morning baths? 154 00:07:33,154 --> 00:07:36,290 Then why was he taking a nighttime shower? 155 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:39,060 We'll need to get as much information as we can 156 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,061 from your staff. 157 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,929 You said that the towel bar 158 00:07:41,996 --> 00:07:44,665 just came off the wall? 159 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,667 Has anything like that ever happened 160 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,937 -at the Hotel Reilly before? -Well, not recently. 161 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,039 We've had some incidents of wear and tear, 162 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,509 but that's why we've begun renovations, 163 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,979 including this very suite. 164 00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,981 This bathroom was remodeled six months ago. 165 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:03,951 So it's very possible that somebody 166 00:08:04,018 --> 00:08:06,454 broke it off on purpose 167 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,757 and made it look like an accident. 168 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,726 But how? 169 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,231 I've never seen anything like this, 170 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,100 and I've worked at the Reilly for 29 years. 171 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,268 Oh, you must have so many stories. 172 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:22,670 Oh, we all do. 173 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,538 Uh, but we're discreet, 174 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,308 which is exactly what I told Julia Roberts and Ted Kennedy. 175 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,677 -We appreciate it. -Well, let me know whatever you need, 176 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,146 and, um, uh, if you can't reach me, 177 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:35,016 you can speak to my associate Deandra. 178 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,452 Hello. 179 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,688 De-- Uh, what did you say your name was again? 180 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,125 Um, because you remind me of a woman I once met 181 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,160 named Denise Jackson. 182 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,562 Well, I'm Deandra Jordan. 183 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,699 Any questions you have, come to me. 184 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,567 In the meantime, 185 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,570 if you'd like some complimentary coffee, tea, 186 00:08:56,704 --> 00:09:00,041 or juice, please help yourself. 187 00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:02,543 Thank you. 188 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:04,779 Who's that? 189 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,882 It's Ruby Lane. 190 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,451 She performs in the café, lives upstairs. 191 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,921 Wait, the Ruby Lane? She's still around? 192 00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,856 You're out of stevia. 193 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,559 That should not happen at a decent hotel. 194 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:22,463 I apologize. It's been a difficult morning. 195 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,433 Yes, uh, one of the residents, Duke Sebastian, 196 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,402 slipped in the shower and died. 197 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,271 My God. How tragic. 198 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:33,941 No surprise. 199 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,577 I'll go let the kitchen know about the stevia shortage. 200 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,680 This whole place is falling apart. 201 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:42,316 Something like this was bound to happen again. 202 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,919 I just said he slipped in the shower, 203 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,888 not that there was any physical damage. 204 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,591 Mm. I assumed. 205 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,228 It's all breaking down. 206 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,430 My room-- you have to jiggle the handle. 207 00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:59,300 You two should come and see my show. 208 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,769 If you can afford the cover charge and the two-drink minimum 209 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,270 on a cop's salary. 210 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:04,805 I'm a captain. 211 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,107 Yeah, but I'll save up. 212 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,444 Oh, hey. I have that very tote. 213 00:10:10,545 --> 00:10:12,379 Well, somewhere in my collection. 214 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,690 Bye. 215 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,795 Oh, you asked for more information from housekeeping. 216 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,599 It seems some of the more expensive items were missing 217 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:31,832 from the Duke's minibar, 218 00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:33,968 including the yogurt-covered raisins. 219 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,302 Ooh, I love those. 220 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:38,239 But there was no sign of them in the trash. 221 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,940 Well, who would murder someone and walk off 222 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,643 with the goodies from the minibar? 223 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,178 Hmm. 224 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,829 Oh, my God, it's like you're in every story. 225 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,098 Teddy. What are you doing here? 226 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:07,101 Well, um, I have some news. 227 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:08,637 Maybe. I think so. 228 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,037 But if you're reading about Alec's new girlfriend, 229 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,039 -it can wait. -Oh, uh... 230 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:15,309 Whoever she is, she has my sympathy. 231 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,044 -You sure? -Positive. 232 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:21,516 So, um, what is your news, maybe, you think so? 233 00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:26,153 Well, um, Roy and I may be getting married. 234 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,188 What? 235 00:11:27,288 --> 00:11:28,355 -Teddy. -Yeah. 236 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,291 - Oh, I'm so happy. - Ah! 237 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,927 - Well, I said maybe. Um... - Okay. 238 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,929 But we did have a conversation 239 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:36,030 that felt like it, 240 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,532 though we changed subjects 241 00:11:37,632 --> 00:11:39,733 -because I started hyperventilating. -Oh. 242 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,368 Well, I am thrilled, 243 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:44,205 to the extent that it's more than maybe. 244 00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:47,007 Yeah, but the thing is, I'm pretty sure Roy wants me 245 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,544 to propose because I'm basically allergic 246 00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:51,680 -to overt romantic gestures. -That is true, 247 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,948 but have no fear, I have so many ideas. 248 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:56,317 -Uh... -Okay. Did you know 249 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,786 that you can order skywriting over Times Square? 250 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,756 Yeah, no. Um, I was thinking something lower-key. Like, um, 251 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,392 during the finale of a show that we're watching on Thursday, 252 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,195 sharing a frozen Hawaiian pizza with a thrift store ring 253 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,264 hidden under a piece of Canadian bacon. 254 00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:14,703 Sometimes I forget that, in some ways, 255 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,237 you do take after your father, 256 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:20,074 who proposed to me in a footnote in a legal brief. 257 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,842 Okay, um... 258 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,512 Well, what-what if I cooked for him, just the way you taught me? 259 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,280 Yeah... what else you got? 260 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,949 You know what? It's gonna be fine, even without your help. 261 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,720 So I will, uh, let you know how it goes. 262 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,787 -Oh. -Oh, God. 263 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,023 We're really gonna do this, maybe. 264 00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:49,770 And this is our business center. 265 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,272 We can talk in here. 266 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,874 -Why in the business center? -Oh, nobody ever uses it. 267 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,477 - Oh. - So, start from the beginning. 268 00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:59,880 Right. This hotel has been engaged in shady bookkeeping 269 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:03,317 and tax fraud since it was built during Prohibition. 270 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,619 Wow, that is the beginning. 271 00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,621 And with Alec Bloom as the new mayor 272 00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:08,989 promising greater scrutiny, 273 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:13,394 the current owner Havenford Realty Group-- 274 00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:14,629 they want out. 275 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:17,164 But any sale depends on approval 276 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,966 from the long-term residents. 277 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,436 The Duke came back to New York to cast his vote, 278 00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:26,140 but after what happened, the vote has been postponed. 279 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,776 Any idea who the buyer is? 280 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,376 Havenford isn't saying. 281 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,681 It's part of my mission to find out, but my guess is, 282 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:35,650 it's one of the mysterious guests staying here this week. 283 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:39,086 I've spotted a mob boss, a Saudi sheik, 284 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,855 and a Russian oligarch, but I can't be sure. 285 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,223 And you think the Duke could have been murdered 286 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,858 -because of his vote? -I don't know, 287 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,562 but the timing is suspicious. 288 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,963 Ruby Lane would have a vote. She lives here. 289 00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,299 Could she be involved in those financial schemes? 290 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,035 You mean the lady who steals two gallons 291 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,538 of lobby coffee every morning 292 00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:58,540 and who can't remember her lyrics? 293 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,140 -I doubt it. -All right. 294 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,476 I think I'll have some lunch in the hotel lobby bar 295 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:04,011 and interview the guests. 296 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,279 Are you sure you're not just trying 297 00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:07,114 to soak up the atmosphere? 298 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,850 I can do both. 299 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,086 Uh, hey, do you happen to know what floor 300 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,788 Ruby Lane lives on? 301 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,797 -You have a good eye. -Oh. 302 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,865 I don't know about that. 303 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,735 I just like beautiful things. 304 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,035 And dogs. 305 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,870 The exquisite Reilly murals 306 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,507 once belonged to the Blick family of the Blick Museum. 307 00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:34,743 I happen to be very close to several Blicks. 308 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,644 Montgomery Blakemont III, 309 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,012 art connoisseur and philanthropist. Call me Monty. 310 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,482 Hi, Monty. Elsbeth Tascioni. 311 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:44,017 Consent decree lawyer with the NYPD. 312 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,186 I'm talking art appreciation with the fuzz. 313 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,522 How fantastic is that? 314 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,089 Pretty fantastic. 315 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,324 This hotel is filled with great art, 316 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:51,693 but not all of it in public spaces. 317 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:52,993 There are treasures to be found 318 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,395 -in certain suites. -Wow. 319 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,930 -You seem to know so much. -I do. 320 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,399 -I keep a place here. -Oh. 321 00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:00,100 Were you here when the Duke died? 322 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,871 Oh, yes. I was in the café. 323 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,304 -Oh. -Uh, in the first show, 324 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,273 Ruby forgot her lyrics, it was epic. 325 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:09,209 And then, at the late show, she was on fire. 326 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,646 You went to the café twice in one night? 327 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:14,181 -Mm. -That's a four-drink minimum. 328 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,949 Isn't that expensive? 329 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,454 Excuse me. Ah. It's the Metropolitan Museum. 330 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:22,524 I'm gifting them $20 million, and we're arguing 331 00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,124 over the size of my name on the plaque. 332 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,860 -Can you imagine? -No. 333 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,062 This is Monty. Are you ready to talk some sense? 334 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,465 Okay, great. 335 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:33,635 Thank you. 336 00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,805 Oh, hello again. 337 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,606 -Aren't you getting in? -Oh, no. 338 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,407 Uh, actually, I-I changed my mind. 339 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:43,812 Oh. Well, suit yourself. Excuse me, I have to rehearse. 340 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,413 You still need to rehearse after all these years? 341 00:15:46,514 --> 00:15:48,917 Well, I don't need to, but I dropped something 342 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,718 the other night, and Jolly, my accompanist, 343 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,152 got his knickers in a twist. 344 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,322 Oh. Um, is there any chance 345 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:58,258 -that I could sit in and watch? -No. 346 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,796 Oh, please? I-I-It would be so fascinating 347 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:04,331 to watch a legend at work. 348 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,633 Do you go to nightclubs a lot? 349 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,067 Uh, no, that's just the thing. 350 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,904 I know so little about cabaret as an art form. 351 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,272 Um, is it anything like Glee? 352 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,843 Are you for real? 353 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,813 You mean am I... serious? Absolutely. 354 00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:22,082 Although... I am really here with the police, 355 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,752 helping them with their murder investigation. 356 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,234 Yes, taking a chance on love, which is what you did 357 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,804 when you made your reservation six months ago. 358 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,706 Blah, blah, blah. We do that whole bit. 359 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,340 Oh, so we're not just winging it? 360 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,176 I forgot. I said I was sorry. 361 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,580 Hey, Little Orphan Annie, what do you think so far? 362 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,948 You're incredible. 363 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:58,485 You make every word so... specific. 364 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:02,022 It's like, uh, it's like you're singing just to me. 365 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,791 Well, I mean, uh, you are right now, 366 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:08,061 but it's like... you're speaking to my soul. 367 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,964 She gets it. 368 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,902 Cabaret is the most intimate form of communication. 369 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,005 Up here, there's nowhere to hide. 370 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,908 The lights, the proximity expose everything. 371 00:17:20,008 --> 00:17:22,744 Believe me, what I do... 372 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:25,145 is not about a beautiful voice. 373 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,915 Oh, we believe you. 374 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:32,185 - Ignore him. The way I do when he falls down in a gutter. 375 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:33,955 You two are so funny. 376 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,890 How long have you two been working together? 377 00:17:36,024 --> 00:17:39,894 Let's see, next month it will have been an eternity. 378 00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:42,062 - But it's worth it to show up every night 379 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,865 and dream of getting paid. 380 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,499 Including two shows last night. 381 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,735 -As usual. -What do you do between shows? 382 00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:50,572 -I have dinner in here. -Except the night before last. 383 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,874 You mean the night the Duke died? 384 00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:57,779 Oh, right. That night I wanted to watch myself on the tube. 385 00:17:57,879 --> 00:18:01,448 I recently shot a guest spot on Father Crime. 386 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,618 Oh, I know that show. 387 00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:05,587 Wow, you must be a great actress. 388 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:08,056 Father Crime gets the best guest stars, 389 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,123 probably because it shoots in New York. 390 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,695 I was great, and I had room service. 391 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:17,865 Speaking of food, you probably need lunch, don't you? 392 00:18:17,932 --> 00:18:21,069 Cherie, bring this lovely lady a Waldorf salad, 393 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,203 and bring one for me while you're at it. 394 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,106 -Thank you, Cherie, but... -It's the best thing they do. You'll love it. 395 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,810 And you'll need your strength, investigating that... 396 00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:32,547 -Did you say it was a murder investigation? -Mm-hmm. 397 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:35,482 Duke Sebastian Mason, Lord of Sussexford. 398 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,784 Did-did you know him? 399 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:43,658 No, but I heard he was at my show the night he died. 400 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,259 -Not a bad way to go. -I'll say. 401 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,963 Especially if you made the reservation 402 00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:50,598 six months earlier. 403 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:53,768 You have a cute personality. Do you sing? 404 00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,004 Me? Oh, gosh, no, no. 405 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,673 But, um, my son Teddy-- he has a beautiful voice. 406 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,509 He could be on Broadway, but he's too shy. 407 00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:04,812 He recently told me he may be getting married. 408 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,480 -Really? Congratulations. -Thanks. 409 00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:09,316 To be honest, I'm a little nervous about it. 410 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,419 Yeah, I'm afraid he-he might pull away. 411 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:16,323 I'm wondering, you know, how I'll handle that. 412 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,171 Oh, I love that song. 413 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:41,075 I think that's my favorite song by Irving Berlin. 414 00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:44,946 I thought you knew nothing about cabaret. 415 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,215 Oh, I don't. 416 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,382 But I know the Great American Songbook. 417 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:51,853 I'm not a monster. 418 00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:56,356 I don't like your act, sister. It's phony. 419 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,961 Cherie, send my lunch upstairs, 420 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:02,764 and charge it to her. 421 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:06,299 You've got a lot of nerve, Elsbeth. 422 00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:11,471 With all the things in the world to get worked up about... 423 00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:13,340 Is it the drinking? 424 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,944 I noticed she has a glass in her hand in all the photos. 425 00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:20,047 That's just a prop to give her a false air of sophistication. 426 00:21:20,114 --> 00:21:23,184 Hers is always filled with water, unlike mine. 427 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,853 So, when she forgets her lyrics... 428 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,890 Ms. Tascioni, come quick. - Oh. 429 00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,290 What is it? 430 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,325 Housekeeping heard someone inside the Duke's suite. 431 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,196 So you think the killer returned to the scene of the crime? 432 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,330 Whoever's in there, open up. 433 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,466 This is the police. 434 00:21:46,674 --> 00:21:48,509 Oh, hey, you. 435 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,583 Mr. Blakemont, we have learned from someone at the hotel 436 00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:59,520 that your name doesn't appear on any suite here at the hotel. 437 00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,789 Was it that new woman Deandra? She seems on the ball. 438 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,423 Why are you hanging around the hotel? 439 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,793 All right, if you must know, I'm staying in a suite 440 00:22:05,893 --> 00:22:07,762 that's owned by a former boss 441 00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:10,198 but only while my townhouse is being renovated. 442 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:11,666 And does your former boss know? 443 00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:15,670 Of course he does, technically. But don't worry, 444 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,772 all of my employers trust me implicitly. 445 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,707 That's why they give me power of attorney. 446 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:21,676 But what were you doing here in the Duke's suite? 447 00:22:21,776 --> 00:22:23,044 I was looking at the artwork. 448 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,512 In a dead man's room? 449 00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:26,781 As I told Elsbeth, not all of the art at the Reilly 450 00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:28,883 is publicly displayed. This room 451 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,417 has an Edward Hopper 452 00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,253 plus a tiny Titian. 453 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,555 It's true. He did tell me that. 454 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:36,356 Well, you're still a suspect. 455 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,359 And since you're such an expert on the Hotel Reilly, 456 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,697 what do you know about that vote to approve a sale? 457 00:22:42,797 --> 00:22:45,800 I know everything about it. My former boss made me his proxy. 458 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,168 Of course he did. 459 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,536 Which way do you think it would have gone? 460 00:22:48,636 --> 00:22:50,872 Oh, it was split right down the middle. 461 00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:53,373 The in-favor side insisted the Duke come for the vote 462 00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:54,407 to put them over the top. 463 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:55,810 It was very exciting. 464 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,678 -Why? Why did it matter so much? -Well, 465 00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:59,647 rumor is, the mystery buyer planned a major, 466 00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:02,049 very tasteful renovation, but to pay for it, 467 00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:03,551 they were gonna have to clean up the books, 468 00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:05,052 so that meant that the long-term residents 469 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:06,854 would have to settle up their maintenance, 470 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:09,456 rents, bar tabs. Some of these people 471 00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:10,691 have been getting away with murder 472 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,126 while guzzling the free coffee. 473 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,161 -Mm. -And what about you? 474 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,663 Eh... how were you gonna vote? 475 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,632 I was in favor, all the way. 476 00:23:17,765 --> 00:23:19,200 I encouraged the others. 477 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,369 Here, let me see my phone, I'll show you. 478 00:23:23,704 --> 00:23:26,507 I have a thing about freeloaders. 479 00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:28,276 By the way, the hotel Wi-Fi is pretty weak, 480 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,444 but I have the code to the Sephora next door. 481 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:36,250 Roy. To what do I owe the pleasure? 482 00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:37,718 I have some news. Well, maybe. 483 00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:41,188 Teddy and I may be getting married. 484 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:45,359 Oh, that is so great. I am so happy. 485 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,762 I mean, maybe. We had a conversation about it, 486 00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:50,331 but then Teddy started hyperventilating. 487 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,766 Oh, yeah, he does that. 488 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,468 But before anything happens, 489 00:23:55,569 --> 00:23:58,673 I wanted to come and ask your permission. 490 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:02,243 Oh, Roy. Of course. 491 00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:03,945 - Yes. - Okay. 492 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:06,013 I didn't know you were so traditional. 493 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:09,150 That's why I want a super romantic proposal scene, 494 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,851 and we both know Teddy will never. 495 00:24:10,985 --> 00:24:12,320 -Mm. -What can I say? 496 00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:14,188 I'm old-fashioned, brought up in the suburbs, 497 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,223 repressed but very performative. 498 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,491 Teddy better get used to it. 499 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:19,994 Uh, wait. 500 00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:21,529 Does that mean that you and Teddy 501 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:24,198 might move to the suburbs eventually? 502 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,935 Probably. I mean, I love New York, but I want kids. 503 00:24:28,035 --> 00:24:30,204 Oh. 504 00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:36,978 Okay, I still think she's too much of a train wreck 505 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,512 to kill anybody, 506 00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:41,215 but I did some digging into Ruby's account. 507 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,250 It's true, she is in arrears, 508 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:47,221 but my friend in bookkeeping hasn't told me how much yet. 509 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,557 Oh, there you are. Deandra. 510 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,859 -I need you. -Coming. 511 00:24:52,693 --> 00:24:54,729 -Excuse me. -Uh-huh. 512 00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:58,065 Now can we do a more formal interview with her? 513 00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:01,135 I suppose. And it might be interesting to see her suite. 514 00:25:01,202 --> 00:25:03,404 Ah. I bet it's pretty glamorous. 515 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,306 Oh, sorry, it's such a mess. 516 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:08,209 If I'd known you were coming, I would have been out. 517 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:11,212 -How long have you lived here? -Who knows? 518 00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:14,382 I paid $28,000 for it, if it gives you an idea. 519 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:15,649 Wow. 520 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:17,184 And how do you feel about the possible sale? 521 00:25:17,251 --> 00:25:20,054 I was mad they postponed. I was voting yes. 522 00:25:20,154 --> 00:25:21,522 -You were? -Hell yes. 523 00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:23,891 I'm ready to sell. I'm tired of New York. 524 00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:26,660 I want to go someplace where I'm not so damn famous. 525 00:25:26,727 --> 00:25:30,531 Maybe if you didn't walk around in a mink coat and sunglasses, 526 00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:32,533 people wouldn't recognize you. 527 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,567 Just a thought. 528 00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:38,072 I get cold. Here. Snacks. 529 00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,841 Ooh, yogurt-covered raisins. 530 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:45,679 -Funny, these were missing from the Duke's minibar. -Yeah? 531 00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:47,681 Well, I take them from the housekeepers' carts 532 00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,083 in the hallway. 533 00:25:49,183 --> 00:25:51,185 This place owes me that much. I'm a legend. 534 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:54,055 Yes, you are. 535 00:25:54,121 --> 00:25:55,524 But that's why I don't understand 536 00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:57,058 why you want to leave here now, at this point. 537 00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:59,060 Why? Because I'm gonna die soon? 538 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,531 No, because you're such a fixture here. 539 00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:06,267 This city is too run-down. 540 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:08,269 It's like... 541 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,271 everything was better when I was younger, you know? 542 00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:14,775 Or maybe you just get to an age where you hate everything. 543 00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:16,710 Where are you going to go? 544 00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:20,481 Someplace more elegant-- Vegas, Florida, Phoenix. 545 00:26:20,614 --> 00:26:23,784 And, uh, what about the money you owe? 546 00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:25,052 What money? 547 00:26:25,152 --> 00:26:26,555 We happen to know that you're in arrears 548 00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:28,389 -on your maintenance. -Oh. 549 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,559 Well, selling this place will take care of all that 550 00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,893 and then some. Now, if you don't have any more 551 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,362 -questions... -No, no, no. One more thing. 552 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,998 Where were you on the night of Duke Sebastian's murder? 553 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,067 I already told your friend. 554 00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:41,769 I came up here between shows 555 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:44,573 to watch myself in a guest role 556 00:26:44,638 --> 00:26:47,174 - on Father Crime. - Woo-hoo. 557 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:50,244 I haven't seen this week's episode yet. What did you play? 558 00:26:50,311 --> 00:26:53,180 I played a nun in a story about a Mother Superior, 559 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,916 a murderous Mother Superior. 560 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:57,852 I sang a song to a bunch of orphans. 561 00:26:57,952 --> 00:26:59,521 -How did it go? -Not bad. 562 00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:01,989 It really looked like I was playing the guitar. 563 00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:05,493 So many shows tell stories about nuns. 564 00:27:05,594 --> 00:27:07,795 Hair and makeup is a breeze. 565 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,698 Ooh, I love index cards. What are these for? 566 00:27:10,831 --> 00:27:13,167 Those are my contacts. I used to keep, um, an address book 567 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:16,203 but kept losing it, and I use code 568 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,339 so the housekeepers don't call all my celebrity friends. 569 00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:21,709 Oh, that's smart. I love a code. 570 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,378 Um, "Figaro" for my hairdresser. 571 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:27,314 "Brontë" for my sister. "Kid" for Michael Feinstein. 572 00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:29,350 Oh. Who's "Vernon"? 573 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:33,320 My nephew. One of my nephews. Grandnephew. 574 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,890 And he is grand. 575 00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,892 That looked like an international number. 576 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,060 He works overseas. I miss him. 577 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:43,397 I-I don't mean to be rude, but I do have two shows tonight 578 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:45,866 and I have to go on vocal rest. 579 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,234 Thanks for your time. 580 00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:49,170 Oh. Mm. 581 00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,572 Bye. 582 00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:52,541 She threw you out? 583 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,910 -Pretty much. -Well, that's Ruby. 584 00:27:56,043 --> 00:28:00,814 Now, this mural is my favorite work of art at the Hotel Reilly. 585 00:28:00,915 --> 00:28:03,717 The artist Pierre Montclair worked on it for years. 586 00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:06,020 His daughter Ellie still lives here. 587 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:09,190 -You'll know it's her. She wears Coke-bottle glasses. -Aw. 588 00:28:09,256 --> 00:28:11,458 Apparently, it's filled with inside jokes. 589 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,528 - See the two trombone players? - Mm-hmm. 590 00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:15,029 The Fortunato Brothers were twins 591 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:17,264 who played here for years. 592 00:28:17,398 --> 00:28:18,567 And that couple dancing? 593 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,434 That's Harold, a former bartender, 594 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:23,037 and Sylvie from laundry. 595 00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,405 They were married to other people. 596 00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:25,839 Oh, goodness. 597 00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:28,809 Ellie has permission to add to the mural 598 00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:30,444 when something important happens here. 599 00:28:30,579 --> 00:28:32,446 -That's nice. -Mm. 600 00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:36,283 -Is Ruby Lane anywhere? -Oh, sure. Yeah. 601 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:38,185 She's right here. 602 00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:40,655 She told Pierre she'd have to be carried out of here 603 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:42,524 - feet first. - Huh. 604 00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:44,792 That's not what she told us. 605 00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,894 There you are. Psst. 606 00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:50,030 My friend in bookkeeping came through. 607 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,266 Take a look at what Ruby owes. 608 00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,603 Oh, my Lord. 609 00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:58,272 - That's in dollars? - A lot of them. 610 00:28:58,372 --> 00:29:00,975 Huh. And plenty of reason for Ruby 611 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:05,145 -to do anything to stay here. -Mm-hmm. 612 00:29:07,982 --> 00:29:09,551 Mother Abigail. 613 00:29:09,651 --> 00:29:11,318 Is Father Garvey right? 614 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:13,220 Did you kill that pop star? 615 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,589 Of course not. 616 00:29:14,656 --> 00:29:17,024 Then swear. To God. 617 00:29:17,124 --> 00:29:19,793 I can't. 618 00:29:21,362 --> 00:29:23,497 -Huh. -What are you watching? 619 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:27,702 Oh. Hey. Uh, this week's episode of Father Crime. 620 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:29,136 You pay for that streaming service? 621 00:29:29,236 --> 00:29:31,138 What? No. Just a free trial. 622 00:29:31,238 --> 00:29:32,940 So, what'd you want to talk to me about? 623 00:29:33,007 --> 00:29:37,244 Well... I really think that you should 624 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:39,614 do something more romantic when you propose to Roy, 625 00:29:39,714 --> 00:29:41,616 no matter how much you love frozen pizza. 626 00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:43,917 I don't really want to do a big thing. 627 00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:48,022 Yes, but you also don't want Roy to feel disappointed. 628 00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:50,491 I knew this was gonna happen if I told you. 629 00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:53,294 You've gotten in my head. 630 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,763 Why are you doing this? 631 00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:55,996 Is it because you don't think 632 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:57,498 I'm mature enough to get married? 633 00:29:57,599 --> 00:30:00,434 What? No. And maturity is not a requirement. 634 00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:02,771 You know, sometimes maybe it's not such a bad thing 635 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:03,971 that I'm more like Dad. 636 00:30:04,038 --> 00:30:05,272 I doubt that. 637 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:06,508 Because Roy isn't marrying you. 638 00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:07,808 He's marrying me. 639 00:30:07,908 --> 00:30:09,476 And I don't want him to get a false sense 640 00:30:09,544 --> 00:30:11,045 of what life with me is going to be like. You know? 641 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:12,714 There's gonna be more nights of TV and pizza 642 00:30:12,846 --> 00:30:14,549 than there is flowers and skywriting. 643 00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:16,518 Why are people so against skywriting? 644 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:18,018 -Chemtrails. -Those aren't real. 645 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,789 Fine, I'll stay out of it. 646 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:21,855 Too late! 647 00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,223 -Hey. -Hey. 648 00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:24,925 Hey, Teddy. 649 00:30:26,226 --> 00:30:27,194 What's going on? 650 00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:29,897 Nothing, I just... 651 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,803 Do you remember how you proposed to your wife? 652 00:30:34,902 --> 00:30:36,738 Do I remember? 653 00:30:38,472 --> 00:30:41,543 It cost me two weeks of salary, but it was worth every penny. 654 00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:45,814 I... still have that... 655 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:50,050 champagne cork sitting on my dresser. 656 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:54,922 And to this day, every year, 657 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,792 on our anniversary, Claudia... 658 00:30:57,891 --> 00:31:00,562 tells the kids about that night. 659 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:04,865 She remembers every detail, 660 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,101 and so do they. 661 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:12,574 Oh, you should see the way her eyes... 662 00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:16,511 light up when she even 663 00:31:16,611 --> 00:31:18,278 thinks about it. 664 00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:20,815 I think I just did. 665 00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:27,154 No, I said stevia. 666 00:31:27,254 --> 00:31:28,523 Yes, ma'am. 667 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,358 Hello. 668 00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:34,027 Would you, uh, care for some company? 669 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:35,929 Suit yourself. 670 00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:37,832 Ah. Thank you. 671 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:44,371 I watched your episode of Father Crime. 672 00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:45,573 You were very good. 673 00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:47,941 Oh, thank you. 674 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,077 But I kept waiting for the song 675 00:31:50,144 --> 00:31:52,781 that you said you sang to the orphans. 676 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,783 It wasn't in the episode. 677 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,385 -I guess it got cut. -Right. 678 00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:01,756 But you said you watched it the night of the murder. 679 00:32:03,825 --> 00:32:06,661 I'm old. I must have confused what we shot 680 00:32:06,795 --> 00:32:07,995 and what they used. 681 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,431 Sue me. It's not out of character. 682 00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:11,965 Right. 683 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:14,803 And you definitely are a character. 684 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:18,673 That must be exhausting sometimes, 685 00:32:18,773 --> 00:32:20,542 to be the way you are, just 686 00:32:20,642 --> 00:32:25,747 to keep your place in the city's... zeitgeist. 687 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:31,084 I wasn't always like this, and I wasn't always alone. 688 00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:32,854 I was married. 689 00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,090 Herman had a... 690 00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:38,292 ...had a bagel company. 691 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:40,327 We had a lot of laughs. 692 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:42,831 He died too young and left me enough 693 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:45,098 to buy that dump upstairs. 694 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,368 After that, I realized... 695 00:32:48,503 --> 00:32:50,170 the only way to survive 696 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:53,508 being an older woman in this city 697 00:32:53,608 --> 00:32:57,344 is to be... memorable. 698 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,148 Not just yesterday's news. 699 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:06,821 Oh, it's, um... 700 00:33:06,888 --> 00:33:08,155 nice chatting with you. 701 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:10,725 I have a hair appointment. 702 00:33:10,859 --> 00:33:14,228 See you around, Elsbeth. 703 00:33:26,774 --> 00:33:29,476 That sounds familiar. 704 00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:31,411 It's "September Song." 705 00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:43,758 - For me, it's a long while from May to October. 706 00:33:43,892 --> 00:33:45,960 It's from a show called Knickerbocker Holiday. 707 00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:48,495 Oh. What was the show about? 708 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:51,331 It was a musical comedy about fascism. 709 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:53,233 It wasn't very popular, 710 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:56,236 but it gets revived every once in a while. 711 00:33:56,336 --> 00:34:01,174 The music is so beautiful... and sad. 712 00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,544 Kurt Weill. 713 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,879 He wrote it a few years after fleeing the Nazis. 714 00:34:04,979 --> 00:34:07,882 He figured people are safe in America. 715 00:34:07,949 --> 00:34:10,585 Maybe that's why it sounds so sad. 716 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:15,690 So the Great American Songbook isn't just American, is it? 717 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,424 Oh, no. Some of our best composers 718 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:20,160 came through Ellis Island on the way to Tin Pan Alley. 719 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:22,362 Irving Berlin. Vernon Duke. 720 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,532 -Igor Stravinsky. -Wait. 721 00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:26,133 Vernon Duke? 722 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:31,940 "Vernon" was on the index card above Ruby's bed. 723 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,142 It must've been code for Duke Sebastian, 724 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,178 whom she claimed she didn't know. She definitely knew him. 725 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:39,948 Jolly, was there anything different 726 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,716 about the second show that night? 727 00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:44,451 Was Ruby distracted or out of breath? 728 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:47,120 She seemed happy, which was different. 729 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,957 Oh, and she changed that one bit. 730 00:34:49,057 --> 00:34:51,726 -What bit? -She didn't take out her Mabel Short Award. 731 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,160 She said she forgot to bring it, 732 00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:55,730 but when I placed the tote bag onstage, 733 00:34:55,797 --> 00:34:57,899 it weighed the same as always. 734 00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:01,636 Like Ruby said, "The lights, 735 00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:06,975 the proximity expose everything." 736 00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:58,059 Hey, do you mind? I'm working. 737 00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,128 Ruby Lane, you're under arrest for the murder 738 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:03,330 of Duke Sebastian Mason, Lord of Sussexford. 739 00:36:03,397 --> 00:36:06,067 - That's absurd. - It did seem so, 740 00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:10,004 but we now know you owe this hotel so much money, 741 00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:13,407 you could not let the Duke vote to approve the sale. 742 00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,208 So you lied, 743 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,679 pretending you didn't know him, but you had 744 00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,379 his phone number taped to your wall. 745 00:36:19,514 --> 00:36:21,582 We found it in your trash. 746 00:36:21,716 --> 00:36:24,384 And your alibi was shaky. 747 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:27,722 You pretended that you watched your episode of Father Crime, 748 00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:30,725 but you didn't know they'd cut your song. 749 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:32,560 And don't forget the yogurt-covered raisins 750 00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:33,728 from the minibar. 751 00:36:33,828 --> 00:36:35,362 How could we? 752 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:37,899 All that proves nothing. I'm old, 753 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:41,703 drunk, outrageous. I get confused. 754 00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:44,072 No. I don't think you do. 755 00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:48,076 See, I think you pretend to drink and forget your lyrics 756 00:36:48,176 --> 00:36:51,779 -to make yourself memorable. -It's working. 757 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,346 But you're right, it is all 758 00:36:53,447 --> 00:36:55,248 circumstantial without the murder weapon. 759 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:58,953 Now, I figured that you used the shoehorn 760 00:36:59,087 --> 00:37:00,621 from the Duke's closet 761 00:37:00,722 --> 00:37:03,323 to pry off the towel bar and then make it look like a... 762 00:37:03,423 --> 00:37:05,193 slip-and-fall accident. 763 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,762 But the Duke's room wasn't as decrepit as yours, 764 00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:11,431 so you had to find something heavy to use as a hammer. 765 00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:14,569 Like that award you carry around. 766 00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:17,270 -Can anyone follow this? -It's not that hard. 767 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:21,109 But the base of your Mabel Short Award is. 768 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:23,811 After you used it to kill the Duke 769 00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:28,015 and then hammer off the towel bar, you came back here... 770 00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:31,652 ...to the second show, only this time 771 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,386 you cut the bit where you take the award 772 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:37,125 out of your tote, which, um, really upset Jolly. 773 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,127 I'm a creature of habit and professionalism. 774 00:37:39,227 --> 00:37:42,230 You didn't take it out because you realized 775 00:37:42,295 --> 00:37:45,733 the stage lights and the proximity to the audience 776 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,302 would have exposed any blood or other evidence, 777 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,806 so you waited until after the show 778 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:54,441 where you could wash it all away. 779 00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:57,011 -That is a wild accusation. -Yes, but 780 00:37:57,145 --> 00:38:00,280 we can prove it. All we need to do is examine your award. 781 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,783 Well, you can't. 782 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:04,384 You don't have a warrant. 783 00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,486 And this is mine. 784 00:38:06,587 --> 00:38:09,824 See, I told you 785 00:38:09,924 --> 00:38:13,728 I do have a tote just like that one. 786 00:38:13,828 --> 00:38:16,429 Oh, dear, did I take the wrong one? 787 00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:18,866 You may have washed it off, 788 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,368 but there, clear as day, 789 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:26,007 are the imprints from the shoehorn handle. 790 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,111 They really do monogram everything at this hotel. 791 00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:31,746 It's like stepping back in time. 792 00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:35,783 It looks like the gig is finally up. 793 00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:38,753 You have the right to remain silent. 794 00:38:38,853 --> 00:38:41,388 That's all right. I know the words. 795 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:43,558 See, I knew you were lying when you said 796 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:44,959 you wanted to leave New York. 797 00:38:45,026 --> 00:38:47,295 How could anybody want to leave? 798 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:49,462 Feet first. 799 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:56,403 I wonder what's gonna happen to this place. 800 00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:05,213 I don't understand. The sign said the place is closed. 801 00:39:05,313 --> 00:39:07,081 Yeah, for a private event. 802 00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:09,050 That's us. 803 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,488 Shall I bring the first course? 804 00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:16,824 Not yet. 805 00:39:16,891 --> 00:39:19,527 I'm gonna do something before I lose my nerve. 806 00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:21,428 What are you...? 807 00:39:21,529 --> 00:39:24,932 Oh, my God. 808 00:39:56,764 --> 00:39:59,033 It's true. 809 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,102 He could be on Broadway. 810 00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,770 Right? 811 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:23,624 I still have the cork sitting on my dresser. 812 00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:26,260 Teddy's getting married. 813 00:40:26,327 --> 00:40:27,494 Yeah. 814 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:28,763 It happened so fast. 815 00:40:28,863 --> 00:40:31,299 Hey. You okay? 816 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,533 Yeah, I'm okay. 817 00:40:32,633 --> 00:40:34,835 -Oh. -It's just the end of one season 818 00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:36,170 and the beginning of another. 819 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:38,839 I know things will change, 820 00:40:38,973 --> 00:40:40,508 and maybe they'll move to the suburbs, 821 00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:42,576 but no matter what... 822 00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:45,746 I'm not gonna miss out on being a grandmother 823 00:40:45,813 --> 00:40:47,682 because my clothes are so soft 824 00:40:47,815 --> 00:40:49,984 -and they're gonna love my hugs. -Hey. 825 00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:52,653 Slow down. 826 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:55,089 You have nothing to worry about. 827 00:40:55,189 --> 00:40:56,424 Teddy's a mama's boy. 828 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:59,894 And you are never gonna change. 829 00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,662 That's why people love you. 830 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:07,601 It's gonna be hard to leave this place. 831 00:41:07,702 --> 00:41:09,403 For me, too. 832 00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:12,640 I was just getting used to Deandra. 833 00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:15,142 They like me so much, I'm being promoted 834 00:41:15,209 --> 00:41:17,311 to work for the Havenford Group office. 835 00:41:17,378 --> 00:41:20,014 Captain Kershaw thinks it's a smart move. 836 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:23,150 I kind of like it when you pop up in surprising places. 837 00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:27,388 -Hmm. -Hey. Did you ever figure out who was trying to buy the hotel? 838 00:41:28,222 --> 00:41:30,224 Hmm. 839 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:28,517 Hey, did you see that? 840 00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:31,185 Oh, I love that show. Wasn't it wonderful? 841 00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,154 It was so great. I cried. 842 00:42:33,254 --> 00:42:35,289 Yeah, me, too. 843 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:38,192 Isn't it great to love things?